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In Goose Down, Ohio, murder is as rare as an empty bingo hall on a Saturday night. So when Alice Duns, lead kazooist for the Goose Down Senior Citizens Center is found dead in Joe Thom’s hot tub, that’s news. That she had a bingo ball in her mouth, was naked and was strangled with her own 40 DD sized bra—that’s BIG news.
The small community of...

“I’m dead,” Tippi Mulgrew groaned.

Violet rushed down the hall. Instead of laughing and the clicking of mahjong tiles, she heard hacking coughs and moans coming from the tournament room. She froze. It looked like a scene from a Hollywood disaster movie…

Welcome to Goose Down, Ohio.
It’s the Goose Down Senior Citizens’ Mahjong Tournament and the...

Our favorite Goose Down septuagenarians are at it again. When their New Year’s celebration takes a deadly turn, one resident remarks, “When Branta Acres advertised as a community for active adults over fifty-five, I misunderstood the meaning of the word ‘active’. I figured it meant potlucks, fishing tournaments, shuffleboard, you know, old...

Merry June Pigg is celebrating her seventieth birthday by ditching her sensible shoes, changing her name and running away from home. Since she retired from teaching, Merry June has dreamed of being a contestant on a popular television game show. Her audition video has been accepted and she’s ready to embark on the journey of her life. Certain...